picture of a sign with a fifties housewife saying the dishes aren't self cleaning

There is a War of Attrition at Job One, which has been ongoing since probably before I started. Some anonymous girlboss keeps printing these pixelated little inkjet signs and posting them above the sink, where apparently we have a huge Dish Issue. It's her Free Speech Zone and she has Much to Say.

picture of a sign suggesting sink users sing 'the clean up song' to help them wash their dishes a picture of two signs featuring lyrics for 'the clean up song'

Someone else occasionally tears some of the signs down, but they only continue to multiply like the heads of a hydra.